For people who love going places. Since 2013.

We've been away. Obviously.

Hardly Home is back with the Away Team jerseys, new hoodies, a beanie, a world map worth framing, and travel gear for wherever you're headed next.

Hardly Home Passport

The Away Team Jerseys

Three jerseys for the only team that never plays at home. A different number on every back, each one a piece of the Hardly Home story.

No. 13

No. 13

$85

Cream mesh with slate blue trim, for warm cities and daytime layovers.

Choose your size
No. 44

No. 44

$85

Black mesh with cream trim, for red eyes, cool nights, and anywhere the weather turns.

Choose your size
No. 00

No. 00

$85

Navy mesh with cream trim, easy to wear from the airport to wherever you land.

Choose your size

How this collection gets to you.

The Away Team Collection is made to order. Every piece is printed, stitched, or embroidered after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and every piece is made for the person who ordered it.

Future drops may be made differently. Whatever the piece, we'll always tell you how it's made and when to expect it.

You order

Pick your piece and your size. It starts existing from here.

It's made for you

Printed, stitched, or embroidered to order in 2 to 5 business days.

It ships to you

Tracked delivery to wherever you're staying this month. Each piece is made where it's best made, so an order with more than one item may arrive in separate packages.

Artie, the Hardly Home arctic tern mascot, in an HH beanie, shades and a black Hardly Home Away Team jersey
Meet Artie, our official mascot

One small bird flies an average of 44,000 miles a year. It's never really home.

It's called the arctic tern, and it chases summer from one end of the planet to the other. Hardly Home started in 2013 with a dream about Jamaica, cut short by a 5am Monday alarm and the feeling that there had to be more than a desk and a commute. That feeling became a brand, then a community of people who love going places.

Read our story
The MapThe Longest Commute on Earth wall map laid flat on a warm cream surface in soft window light, with a plaid scarf, a brass compass and a passport at the edges. The Equal Earth world map shows every country in soft sand, slate blue, sage, clay and mustard, with the arctic tern's red migration route looping between Greenland and Antarctica and Artie the tern, in a tweed blazer with an HH pin, pointing at the map from the lower left corner.
Follow Artie's route

The Longest Commute on Earth.

Artie's route, pole to pole, traced across the Equal Earth projection, the map that shows every continent at its true size. About 44,000 miles a year.

Most maps on your wall shrink Africa and blow up Greenland. This one doesn't.

  • Equal Earth projection
  • 24 x 36 matte poster
  • Every country named

Printed to order on museum quality matte paper. Ships unframed.

You kept asking.

Real messages and comments from while we were away. Country hopping, mostly.

You still have HH merch for sale?
Anywho, that white jersey? That’s the one I want to be invoiced for
I need some hardly home swag
Do u still sell those black HardlyHome backpacks?
This damn shirt still holding on 😂
CommentNah I need a jersey fasho!
CommentDrop the merch.
CommentBlack heavyweight hoodies.
CommentWe're practically begging.
CommentMy hoodie and shirts are looking a little old!
Black Hardly Home Travel Shirt

Fine. We're back.

Some of those shirts have been around the world since 2013. The new ones are ready to go.

Shop the Away Team Collection

Now boarding: members.

For people who love going places. The ones who are always somewhere, and the ones already planning the next trip.

Get on the manifest and you have Priority Access. Members get the password to the store days before it opens to everyone, get perks that never go public, and get a vote on what we make next.

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From the archives

Hardly Home, somewhere between 2013 and now. Tag @hardlyhome on your next trip and you might end up here.